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"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"Good game."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Jenga!!!

"I opted for the upgrades."

Golfing with God.

God creating the galaxy.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

And on the Seventh Day...

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'-and I'll tell you something else-it beats playing the harp!'

"And on the eighth day, God lamented the Hollywood adage 'You're only as good as your last picture.'"

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

Clothes Encounters.

"You had me at sextile moon."

'It's hard to believe that they started out with just SEVEN deadly sins.'

"The trouble with you, sunshine, you think everything revolves around you!"

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Survey results: 9 out of 10 angels feel that dancing on the head of a pin is demeaning and potentially quite hazardous.

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