Celestial Feminist Gifts

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"Good game."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Golfing with God.

Jenga!!!

"I opted for the upgrades."

God creating the galaxy.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

And on the Seventh Day...

'-and I'll tell you something else-it beats playing the harp!'

"Eighty percent polyester."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"And on the eighth day, God lamented the Hollywood adage 'You're only as good as your last picture.'"

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"You had me at sextile moon."

Clothes Encounters.

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

"The trouble with you, sunshine, you think everything revolves around you!"

'It's hard to believe that they started out with just SEVEN deadly sins.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Survey results: 9 out of 10 angels feel that dancing on the head of a pin is demeaning and potentially quite hazardous.

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."