Celestial Romantic Gifts

'This isn't what I expected when the dating service promised us a heavenly romance.'

"Don't you have a roof?"

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

Marry me astronaut

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Astronaut love

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Shoe repair

"Are there space-babes?"

Jenga!!!

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Glimpses One Dollar

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

New Years Reolutions

Honeyhuman Suite

'It was a split decision.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

"Ma? I met someone!"

"Any requests?"

Benedict XVI Resigns.