Interstellar Romantic Gifts

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Marry me astronaut

Romance of Radio Astronomy

How Glaciations Begin

Astronaut love

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"Are there space-babes?"

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

"Ma? I met someone!"

Bassoon musical instrument.

Men Are From Mars

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

Zapped Spaceship.

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

Love hate relationship on the planet Zoltan.

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

NASA, 'Now, don't panic, but I think we got a parking ticket.'

"I always wanted a boyfriend with green eyes."

Adam & Even

"Tinder sucks up here."

'Nice little planet you've got here - How'd you like to make sure nothing HAPPENS to it?'

'We come in pieces.'

'Thanks, I had a great time. Just remember: What happens in Venus, stays in Venus.'

Did the earth move?

"Don't you have a roof?"