Celestial Romantic Pillows

'This isn't what I expected when the dating service promised us a heavenly romance.'

"Don't you have a roof?"

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Marry me astronaut

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Astronaut love

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Shoe repair

"Are there space-babes?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Glimpses One Dollar

Jenga!!!

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

New Years Reolutions

'It was a split decision.'

"Ma? I met someone!"

Honeyhuman Suite

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Benedict XVI Resigns.

"Any requests?"

'Me? Twinkling? -- I thought YOU were twinkling.'