Cosmic Socialite Gifts

Astronaut at computer Myspace.

Cellphone Islands

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Modern Novel.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Online marriage ceremony.

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"Happy thanksgiving!"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

A day at the races

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

Astronaut Selfie.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"I never expected to collide into you!"

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Your party just totally blew us away."