Cosmic Socialite Pillows

Astronaut at computer Myspace.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Cellphone Islands

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Online marriage ceremony.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

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"Happy thanksgiving!"

A day at the races

"I opted for the upgrades."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Astronaut Selfie.

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"I never expected to collide into you!"

"Your party just totally blew us away."