Cyber Socialite Pillows

Cellphone Islands

'When you come over, bring your computer. We'll sit around and swap data.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Working from home to-do list.

Online marriage ceremony.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Happy thanksgiving!"

A day at the races

Computer Head

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Today's Buzz word...

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'