Celestial Fashionista Gifts

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

"Eighty percent polyester."

Sir Winston Churchill

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"Whose tie?"

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Ass-less Chaps

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

Sub-Zero Gravity

"I guess they really are permanent."

2 Live J. Crew

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

Marriage Heaven

"Take me to your tailor."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Steampunk

Most folks just go with the white.

Clothes Encounters.

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

'So, where's the mall?'

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

Clothing on other planets

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

'Outré!'

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

"I should stop buying shoes."

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri