Celestial Stylist Gifts

"I opted for the upgrades."

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'They suit you.'

God creating the galaxy.

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Solar Flares

Moon's Portaloo.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"Eighty percent polyester."

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2.

Most folks just go with the white.

"Inspected by #16."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"

'The halo is nice, but I would've preferred a tiara.'

"Too much gaudy. Not enough Ghoulie."

'This is my Heaven and I'll wear what I want.'

'Your stars say, don't have any opinions today, what do you think? I'll tell you tomorrow.'

"Thou shalt not comment on the haircut."

"This place could do with a water feature."

"Hellfire or brimstone - which one's it gonna be? I can't hold these all day."