Celestial Stylist Gifts

"I opted for the upgrades."

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

God creating the galaxy.

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Solar Flares

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2.

"Inspected by #16."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"

"Too much gaudy. Not enough Ghoulie."

'Your stars say, don't have any opinions today, what do you think? I'll tell you tomorrow.'

"Thou shalt not comment on the haircut."

"This place could do with a water feature."

"Hellfire or brimstone - which one's it gonna be? I can't hold these all day."