Angelic Stylist Gifts

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"The wings are addictive."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Marriage Heaven

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Celestial Music

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

'See, Harry? I am holier than thou.'

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'

'They were all out of wings.'

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

Angels playing tennis.