Angelic Aesthetician Gifts

A comb-over just doesn't work with a halo.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

The Assumption of Mary

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

The Angel's Share

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

And on the Seventh Day...

Death of the pope.

A season for Santas

Basketball Halo

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'Aren't you a little worried all that begatting will get out of hand?'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

Marriage Heaven