Angelic Barber Gifts

Whaddaya mean "oops"?

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Hair Crop Circle

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

Lego Haircut

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

Not you. Your hair.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Movember

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Sheep In Curlers

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Military style hedgehog

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Drunk Barber

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.