Angelic Aesthetic Appreciator Gifts

'Not with that halo, Buddy!!...'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Mr Metrosexual.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

The Assumption of Mary

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

The Angel's Share

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel