Angelic Aesthetic Appreciator Gifts

'Not with that halo, Buddy!!...'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Angel's Share

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."