Angelic Aesthetics Gifts

Smoking Woman

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Supply was out of harps.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Smashed harp...

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'I miss the evildoers.'

'The Christ Child'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

A season for Santas

Angel with a lollipop.

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Angel versus kite...

"They hold up my halo!"

"A spot near the almighty!"

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Angels See Noah's Ark.

"Another cloudy day."

'What's with all the politicians suddenly getting struck by lightning?'

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

"I like it here, except it's just the one outfit."

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

'They say that Earl liked wearing those giant, foam cowboy hats down on earth,'

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

Angel watching Soul Train

"He's one right-eous dude!"

"I never knew we got to choose argon or neon!"