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'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

The Angel's Share

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

And on the Seventh Day...

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

Death of the pope.

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

A season for Santas

Basketball Halo

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Marriage Heaven

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,