Heavenly Stylist Gifts

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"I opted for the upgrades."

Solar Flares

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Heaven - under new management.

"I guess they really are permanent."

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

"Inspected by #16."

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"

Angel with angel wings for moustache meets a regular angel.

'I don't need an appointment; I just want to draw near to him.'

"Too much gaudy. Not enough Ghoulie."

@ Halo

'He just found out his human has invested in some daisy reins.'

Rather Smart All Round.

"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."

'No, no - Style over Substance.'

"Why didn't I always wear a dress?"

'Fresh straw, clean water bucket, haynet...no carrot on my pillow!! Who hired this groom?'

'I know I can't bring it with me... but how about some snapshots?'

"Thou shalt not comment on the haircut."

"Hellfire or brimstone - which one's it gonna be? I can't hold these all day."