Heavenly Hairstylist Gifts

"Thou shalt not comment on the haircut."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

Angel playing music

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Golfing with God.

Solar Flares

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

Heaven - under new management.

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

"I miss the days of folk music."

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Most folks just go with the white.

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

Woman With Hairdryer on Blows Away.

When Nerds Die

"Fixing bad dye jobs was my specialty in cosmetology school. Too bad after all those years, I perfected just one style..."

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

Harp tuner...

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

'Do you have anything for extra-dry hair?'

DIY'ers Heaven. I wonder if I can get under this floor covering and take a gander at the subfloor

An angel waters a vine

'I don't need an appointment; I just want to draw near to him.'