Heavenly Hairstylist Pillows

"Thou shalt not comment on the haircut."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Angel playing music

"I opted for the upgrades."

Golfing with God.

Solar Flares

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

Heaven - under new management.

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

Woman With Hairdryer on Blows Away.

An angel waters a vine

When Nerds Die

Harp tuner...

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

'Do you have anything for extra-dry hair?'

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

"Fixing bad dye jobs was my specialty in cosmetology school. Too bad after all those years, I perfected just one style..."

@ Halo

'I don't need an appointment; I just want to draw near to him.'