Heavenly Sketcher Pillows

'I don't need an appointment; I just want to draw near to him.'

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Adventures of God

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Look man, no wings!'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Halo Frisbee.