Heavenly Sketcher Pillows

'I don't need an appointment; I just want to draw near to him.'

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Adventures of God

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Halo Frisbee.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'Look man, no wings!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.