Heavenly Cartoonist Pillows

Death of the pope.

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

The Adventures of God

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Local News in Heaven

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Halo Frisbee.