Heavenly Comic Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh my god Mr. Bland, something's happened hasn't it ?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Fly Football

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'