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'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"The wings are addictive."

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

"What were you expecting?"

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Kirks & Tacos

"You're not even dressed?"

Christmas canape?

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Gastronauts

"Anomaletta"

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"What's good here?"

Flying Sauces

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

Here's a review of a restaurant that just opened. It says Chef Sun flame broils everything. The watier, Hailey's Comet, disappeared for what seemed like years. Much of the food is brought in from Pluto so of course it's frozen. And the dessert cart had nothing but Milky Ways. Despite all that there was a packed house on opening night. They started off with a bang!

"Okay, so the space food is getting more appetising...However, we still can't take out helmets off!"

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'