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'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Angel Basketball

Hand me the remote...

Christmas canape?

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"Two bars—how about you?"

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'It's a conversation piece.'

"Lemming" Meringue Pie

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

Traditional Russian Nesting Egg Doll Thanksgiving... Turducken

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

"Sorry. I'm molting."