Celestial Cuisine Fan Pillows

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'They come down here to smoke.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Angel Basketball

Hand me the remote...

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

Christmas canape?

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"Two bars—how about you?"

"What's good here?"

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"Separate clouds, please."

'It's a conversation piece.'

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"Sorry. I'm molting."