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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"You're not even dressed?"

Christmas canape?

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"And on the eighth day, God lamented the Hollywood adage 'You're only as good as your last picture.'"

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Gastronauts

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

"What's good here?"

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

God Telescope

God to Plumber at Heaven's Gates: 'You were supposed to show up last Tuesday.'

'The food will probably come as a bit of a shock, too.'

"That reminds me – we're having Pisces in white wine sauce today for dinner."

"I hate to break this to you, but we're all vegetarians."

"Oh, that's what those are for!"