Celestial Cook Pillows

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Witches Discover The Wok

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"I still maintain an online presence."

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

"You're not even dressed?"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

"And on the eighth day, God lamented the Hollywood adage 'You're only as good as your last picture.'"

Christmas canape?

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Flying Sauces

"What's good here?"

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

"Isn't it wondrous? Instant newt: add water and stir well."

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

'The food will probably come as a bit of a shock, too.'

'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'

"I hate to break this to you, but we're all vegetarians."