Culinary Celestial Pillows

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

Kirks & Tacos

"You're not even dressed?"

Christmas canape?

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

Gastronauts

"What's good here?"

Flying Sauces

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Chef Cellist

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

Gastrodamus.

"He'll have the meat loaf"

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'

Fortune teller in restaurant says to waiter: 'I'll have the soup of tomorrow, please.'

The French piper

'Maybe I am thick, but I can't understand a woman who gives up her diet for Lent.'