Celestial Food Fan Pillows

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"The bagels are better in New York."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tzatzikicicle

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

I'm afraid of heights.

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

Hand me the remote...