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'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Kirks & Tacos

"You're not even dressed?"

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

Christmas canape?

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

Flying Sauces

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

Angels after hours.

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Gastronauts

"What's good here?"

'James is very persuasive.'

Here's a review of a restaurant that just opened. It says Chef Sun flame broils everything. The watier, Hailey's Comet, disappeared for what seemed like years. Much of the food is brought in from Pluto so of course it's frozen. And the dessert cart had nothing but Milky Ways. Despite all that there was a packed house on opening night. They started off with a bang!

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

'The food will probably come as a bit of a shock, too.'

"That reminds me – we're having Pisces in white wine sauce today for dinner."

"I hate to break this to you, but we're all vegetarians."