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Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Christmas canape?

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

The Witches Discover The Wok

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"The wings are addictive."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Kirks & Tacos

"You're not even dressed?"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"What's good here?"

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Flying Sauces

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

"Isn't it wondrous? Instant newt: add water and stir well."

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

'The food will probably come as a bit of a shock, too.'

'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'

"I hate to break this to you, but we're all vegetarians."