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No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Cookbooks

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Origins of Everything

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"You're not even dressed?"

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Kirks & Tacos