Cosmic Chef T-Shirts

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Cookbooks

'Needs salt!'

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Witches Discover The Wok

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"You're not even dressed?"

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun