Cosmic Cuisine Lover T-Shirts

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"You're not even dressed?"

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Kirks & Tacos

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Cheese in space

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

"Anomaletta"

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

Flying Sauces

Gastronauts

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

quick back to the spaceship

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'