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Kirks & Tacos

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Studying String Cheese Theory

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

My dinner with Andromeda

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"You're not even dressed?"

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

China in Space.

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Moon pies.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Gastronauts

"Anomaletta"

Flying Sauces

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

"Okay, so the space food is getting more appetising...However, we still can't take out helmets off!"

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

Kelly's worst nightmare was realized when, during a specially frantic binge, she devoured the entire planet.