Space Cuisine Enthusiast Gifts

Kirks & Tacos

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Studying String Cheese Theory

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

My dinner with Andromeda

"You're not even dressed?"

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

China in Space.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Moon pies.

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

"Anomaletta"

Flying Sauces

Gastronauts

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.

Here's a review of a restaurant that just opened. It says Chef Sun flame broils everything. The watier, Hailey's Comet, disappeared for what seemed like years. Much of the food is brought in from Pluto so of course it's frozen. And the dessert cart had nothing but Milky Ways. Despite all that there was a packed house on opening night. They started off with a bang!

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

"Okay, so the space food is getting more appetising...However, we still can't take out helmets off!"

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

Agameddon! In space no-one can hear you steam! (Or boil, or roast, etc).