Cosmic Cuisine Lover Gifts

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Kirks & Tacos

"You're not even dressed?"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

Cheese in space

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"Anomaletta"

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

Flying Sauces

Gastronauts

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

Here's a review of a restaurant that just opened. It says Chef Sun flame broils everything. The watier, Hailey's Comet, disappeared for what seemed like years. Much of the food is brought in from Pluto so of course it's frozen. And the dessert cart had nothing but Milky Ways. Despite all that there was a packed house on opening night. They started off with a bang!