Cosmic Foodie Gifts

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

'I warned you not to have the chili, Bob!'

"Anomaletta"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

"You're not even dressed?"

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

Kirks & Tacos

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

Meditation Munchies

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

China in Space.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

Cheese in space

"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."