Foodie Of The Cosmos Gifts

"Okay, so the space food is getting more appetising...However, we still can't take out helmets off!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Zagat Rated.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"You're not even dressed?"

Kirks & Tacos

Spaceman serving shrimp.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

At home with the Borgs...

Moon pies.

China in Space.

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"Anomaletta"

"What's good here?"

Flying Sauces

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

Gastronauts

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

Here's a review of a restaurant that just opened. It says Chef Sun flame broils everything. The watier, Hailey's Comet, disappeared for what seemed like years. Much of the food is brought in from Pluto so of course it's frozen. And the dessert cart had nothing but Milky Ways. Despite all that there was a packed house on opening night. They started off with a bang!

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.

quick back to the spaceship

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.