Cosmic Foodie T-Shirts

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

'I warned you not to have the chili, Bob!'

"Anomaletta"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Kirks & Tacos

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"You're not even dressed?"

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

Meditation Munchies

China in Space.

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Cheese in space

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."