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Gastronauts

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

My dinner with Andromeda

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Kirks & Tacos

"You're not even dressed?"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Cheese in space

"What's good here?"

"Anomaletta"

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

Flying Sauces

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

quick back to the spaceship

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

"Okay, so the space food is getting more appetising...However, we still can't take out helmets off!"