Cosmic Gourmet Lover Gifts

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"You're the lid to my pot."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Flying sauces.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

The Origins of Everything

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"The bagels are better in New York."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Join me for dinner?

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Haute Chinese

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"You see, I don't believe in eating fast. I believe in savoring. I....hey, stop looking at my food!"

"Sorry about the delay, sir. The manager is interviewing chefs at this very moment."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'Good thing you ordered a double portion.'

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Pass the grey stuff.'

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

A restaurant with a "Main Dining Room" and a "Room for Dessert".

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."