Cosmic Culinarians Gifts

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"You're not even dressed?"

Kirks & Tacos

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

Christmas canape?

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

At home with the Borgs...

Gastronauts

"Anomaletta"

"What's good here?"

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Chinese noodles.

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

Flying Sauces

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

Here's a review of a restaurant that just opened. It says Chef Sun flame broils everything. The watier, Hailey's Comet, disappeared for what seemed like years. Much of the food is brought in from Pluto so of course it's frozen. And the dessert cart had nothing but Milky Ways. Despite all that there was a packed house on opening night. They started off with a bang!

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

"Okay, so the space food is getting more appetising...However, we still can't take out helmets off!"