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The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Studying String Cheese Theory

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

My dinner with Andromeda

Kirks & Tacos

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"You're not even dressed?"

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

'How's the steak, sir?'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Moon pies.

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

China in Space.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

At home with the Borgs...

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Anomaletta"

"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

Flying Sauces

Gastronauts

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

Here's a review of a restaurant that just opened. It says Chef Sun flame broils everything. The watier, Hailey's Comet, disappeared for what seemed like years. Much of the food is brought in from Pluto so of course it's frozen. And the dessert cart had nothing but Milky Ways. Despite all that there was a packed house on opening night. They started off with a bang!