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'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Catching flying fish...'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Studying String Cheese Theory

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"I made it from a lost space probe."

Serious business

My dinner with Andromeda

Aliens Coffee

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Corn Aliens

Kirks & Tacos

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

Pop up hell

Moon pies.

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

My man? Still watching out for aliens.