Spacefood Fan Prints

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Catching flying fish...'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Studying String Cheese Theory

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"I made it from a lost space probe."

My dinner with Andromeda

Aliens Coffee

Serious business

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

Kirks & Tacos

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Corn Aliens

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

Pop up hell

'Who believes this nonsense?'

Moon pies.

My man? Still watching out for aliens.