Interstellar Foodie Prints

China in Space.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Studying String Cheese Theory

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Aliens Coffee

My dinner with Andromeda

"You're not even dressed?"

Kirks & Tacos

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

Moon pies.

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

"Anomaletta"

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."

Flying Sauces

Gastronauts

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.

"It says to soak them overnight – or until they stop swimming."