Interstellar Foodie Prints

China in Space.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Studying String Cheese Theory

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

My dinner with Andromeda

Aliens Coffee

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

"You're not even dressed?"

Kirks & Tacos

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

Moon pies.

At home with the Borgs...

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"Anomaletta"

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

Flying Sauces

"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

Gastronauts

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

Here's a review of a restaurant that just opened. It says Chef Sun flame broils everything. The watier, Hailey's Comet, disappeared for what seemed like years. Much of the food is brought in from Pluto so of course it's frozen. And the dessert cart had nothing but Milky Ways. Despite all that there was a packed house on opening night. They started off with a bang!

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.