Intergalactic Foodie Prints

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.

Moon pies.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

"Are we there yet?"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...