Intergalactic Foodie T-Shirts

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.

Moon pies.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Are we there yet?"

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.

'Face it, Tharg, girls just don't want to be abducted any more.'

What NASA is not telling us...

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'