Intergalactic Gourmet T-Shirts

Kirks & Tacos

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

The Origins of Everything

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

"It's made with real angel hair."

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

"All I've got left is smoked."

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

'Now watch and listen!'

Aliens Coffee

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Hudson River Crouton

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"