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NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'Now watch and listen!'

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

'WHAT??! 3.695.897 euro for the pizza delivery service??!'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"It's made with real angel hair."

Stand back - while I whip something up

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

"All I've got left is smoked."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

Kirks & Tacos

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

Pretty Soon: Bioengineering will produce livestock which requires less processing.