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NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'Now watch and listen!'

Agameddon! In space no-one can hear you steam! (Or boil, or roast, etc).

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

'WHAT??! 3.695.897 euro for the pizza delivery service??!'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Origins of Everything

Keith Floyd.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"It's made with real angel hair."

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Stand back - while I whip something up

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

"All I've got left is smoked."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Kirks & Tacos

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.